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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

"I think people are used to seeing actors be wide open and desperately giving of themselves, and while I do that on a movie set as much as I can, it’s so unnatural for me to do it on television, in interviews, in anything like that."

You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
❝ Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them. ❞
—   (via queen-butthead)   —

M Y T H O L O G Y : D R A G O N S

Dragons are awe-inspiring patchwork creatures found in the myths and legends of cultures all around the world.

In Europe, they are nightmarish fire-spewing reptiles, large and lizard-like, with the forked tongue of a snake and wings like a bat. In the legends, they are reviled and feared because they liked to imprison maidens, destroy villages and hoard over mountains of gold.

In the ancient cultures of Mexico and South America, a divine feathered serpent known by various names was believed to renew the world after each cycle of destruction.

In China, dragons are amphibious creatures that dwell in oceans, lakes, rivers and even raindrops. They are revered as life-giving symbols of fortune and fertility, capable of unleashing rain in times of drought. They are animal mosaics, possessing the body of a snake, the scales of a fish, the talons of an eagle, the antlers of a stag, and the face of a gilin—another mythical creature that resembles a deer but whose body is wreathed in flames.

Filmography: David Fincher

Around The World - Daft Punk

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icarobb:

'Are you sure we're not related?'

Jamie’s pick up line

neither:

I’d fuck marry and kill myself

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

Do you plan on killing all the crows yourself ?
Do you plan on sitting here scratching your balls ‘till winter ?